Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Swear Word Swear Word Coloring Book
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781530449675
Format: PDF
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New Release Sweary Colouring Book for Adults Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with kittens, puppies, and other annoying baby animals. * Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion, so you can print extra copies. This is the original and very first book in the Sweary Colouring Books series, and is perfect for adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones.

Shit Happens

Author: James Alexander
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0753545683
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!

Shut the F ck Up and Color

Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530125647
Format: PDF, ePub
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Shut the F*ck Up and Color! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. With each drawing we want you to do 2 things: 1. Write the name and email address of the POS (Piece of Shit) that inspired your coloring. (If you should choose to take a quick pic of your finished work and put it on Instagram, please add #CurseSwearColoringBook so we can appreciate your work!) 2. A short personal greeting from you to them. Make sure it's from the heart. In time, we shall see. But until then, show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper.

Flowers and Shit Midnight Edition

Author: Immature Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532841712
Format: PDF, ePub
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BUY NOW PRICE WILL GO UP! THIS IS THE MIDNIGHT/BLACKOUT VERSION OF FLOWERS AND SHIT. Use neon or bright colors to make these pages GLOW! Want some inappropriate, Sassy, Sweary glowing shit?This book is a stress reliever with fancy glowing sweary wordsThis book will deliver lots of swear words and sas ! 28 glowing Pages to color 6 Bonus glowing Mandalas 36 Total coloring pages! Some with glowing swear words Single sided 60lbs Paper suitable for most mediums! Including markers and gel pens Perfect for all the glowing swears Pages do not go to the edges of the page making it easier to color them. Pages avoid Gutter area.For optimal glowing Swearyness for your Colouring Portrait style pages What is included in the book? Alcohol references, Insults, and swears, Swear, Swear, dirty and sassy sayings Along with flowers of course! With a black background, Someone turned the lights out on this coloring book! It glows. What are the sayings included in this glowing Sweary edition of Flowers and shit? McNasty Do not ever doubt my ability to find shit out. Netflix and Chill? I look pretty and play dirty! LameAss Don't marry rich, Be rich Love Fucking Hurts Strong women Get shit done! I got heels higher than your standards Sometimes Life is too fucking complicated! If someone hates you for no reason, Give that motherfucker a reason Anus Sexy Bitch Spank me Fucking fancy I own you You're mine motherfucker I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen and I got this shit handled. Flowers & Shit I tried to say no to the vodka, But it's 40% stronger than me. Badassy I can't adult today Blow jobs are flowers for men! You are an asshole Just let Karma take care of that bitch for you I'm allergic to bullshit and negativity. Classy, Sassy and a bit Smart assy, Swearing is fun! Get this book and Enjoy these Swear words and funny sas wordsAdult swear word coloring bookswear word coloring book for adultssweary wordsswear word color bookStress Relieving fancy sweary wordsColoring flowers for adults

Chill the Fuck Out and Color

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539674221
Format: PDF, Mobi
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AMAZON BEST SELLER | 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Chill the Fuck Out and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Use Any of Your Favorite ToolsIncluding colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per PageEach image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your ArtworkYou can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every ImageEnjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. This book includes the following phrases: Chill the fuck out and color Fuck yourself in the ass I baked you a batch of cunt muffins Slutty little cocksucker Bend over and shove this up your ass I'll throw that bitch in a ditch It's time to quit the shit Have a hot cup of shut the fuck up Lick my clit and eat my shit Fuckitty fucking fuck I didn't know shit could talk Get out of my fucking sight Die you cheating bastard Look, but don't fucking touch Here for the fucking idiot convention? You're brilliant plan just got fucked Don't get your panties in a twist My ass looks fucking great Once a bitch, always a bitch Don't be a whiny little bitch You're up shit creek without a paddle Be quiet, I'm fucking sleeping I'm the queen of fucking awesome That dumb bitch is such a slut Find you own man you slut Includes FREE Digital VersionAs a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on SaleRegular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $6.00, 60% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect GiftSurprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

The Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 9781250120649
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor

Have a Nice Life Asshole

Author: Creative Collective
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781523949298
Format: PDF
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes you can't wait that long. 50 unique hand curated best breakup insults to color * An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book* Illustrations ranging from beginner to advance* Mandalas, swear words and patterns for adults* Stress relieving project* Each Swear word and insults are designed with flowers, animals, and patterns * Each Coloring Page is designed for fun, humor and relaxation * The variety of pages for every skill level * Your choice of coloring tool can be used (pens, pencils, markers, crayons etc) * Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through * It's called a breakup because it is broken.TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring

I Fucking Quit Color Your Resignation

Author: Abby Taylor
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781537270104
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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Jobs suck! Bosses suck! Coworkers suck! Customers suck! What better way to rid yourself from the employee blues than to create your own fantasy of quitting your fucking job! Ever want to punch a coworker? Fantastic! This book has just the page for you. Ever want to send flowers to your boss with a nasty "fuck you" note attached? Great! There's a page just for you. How about coloring what that teacher's pet of an employee REALLY looks like? What are you waiting for?!! Get coloring!

Sweary Coloring Book

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781944575366
Format: PDF, Kindle
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25 Unique Hand curated Designs To Color Dozens of inappropriate swear words imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each Swear word is Designed with cats, dogs, butterflies patterns Each Coloring Page is designed for fun and Relaxations The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Scroll Up Now and Order Your Copy to Get started Immediately