Someone has to set a bad example

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452113173
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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We can't be good all the time, and no one knows it better than Anne Taintor. This generous collection of her most popular artwork includes more than 150 images in categories such as friendship (a real friend will help you hide the body), motherhood (WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!), money (screw the budget!), attitude (let a smirk be your umbrella), and more. Also featuring an introduction by Taintor, this hilarious volume perfectly captures the deliciously sarcastic, snarky, and honest things that most women have found themselves thinking at one time or another. If you're looking for trouble, look no further....

I m So Happy It s Happy Hour

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145211014X
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Who doesn't enjoy a well-made drink and the opportunity for a little creative misbehavior? Anne Taintor's deliciously wry artwork is the perfect complement for the dozens of fabulous drink recipes in this chic collection. From classic sips-with-a-twist to unexpected treats such as the Greta Garbo, Slinky Mink, and 3 A.M. on a School Night, these sinfully delectable cocktails add style to any high-spirited occasion. Surely it's five o'clock somewhere . . . .

But I Wanted a Pony

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145212728X
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This new collection of vintage-with-a-twist work by Anne Taintor offers up a fresh serving of Anne's signature hilarious commentary on the joys, challenges, and cocktail hours of motherhood. From the fundamentals (WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!) to putting food on the table (you see them as pies . . . I see them as cries for help) to dealing with childhood questions (because I'm the mother . . . that's why) and strategies for taking the edge off (now be a dear and fetch mommy her flask), Taintor expertly captures the funny, frantic, and honest thoughts that most moms have experienced, with an attitude mothers everywhere will welcome.

I m Becoming My Mother

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811842471
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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This latest installment in the highly popular collection partners the author's trademark vintage images with hilariously tongue-in-cheek statements that will delight readers. Original. 15,000 first printing.

Have a Little Pun

Author: Frida Clements
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452153671
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

Nuns Having Fun

Author: Maureen Kelly
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 9780761150411
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Welcome to the lighter side of convent life. Culled from the black-and-white 1950s and '60s, here are hundreds of nuns caught in the act of letting their wimples down.--[book cover]

I m Dangerous I m Not Gonna Lie

Author: Erin Smith
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402294115
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Celebrate the art of living loud with the sassiest, smartest, hottest gift book From Erin Smith-a hip, irreverent visual artist with a nationally distributed gift line and a unique, pitch-perfect look-comes a mash-up of art, essays, and laugh-out-loud observations designed to find humor in the everyday mundane. Includes hilarious make-your-day quotes like: "The super girl cape is in the laundry...you'll just have to take my word for it." "I'm so damn happy it's like discovering blue cheese olives all over again." "As much as I try to be an easygoing, stretch-your-wings and-fly type, I just can't stop trying to burst people into flames with my mind." ...and many more!

Scandinavian Folk Patterns

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Publisher: Creative Colouring for Grown-Ups
ISBN: 9781782434450
Format: PDF, ePub
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When it's cold and frosty outside and you're warm and toasty beside a blazing fire, what better way to relax and unwind than by colouring in the wonderful Scandinavian and Nordic patterns found in this book? From the huge variety of creatures typical of Scandinavian folklore to the traditional patterns from down the centuries and more modern influences, not forgetting the breathtaking beauty found in nature, Scandinavian Folk Patterns teems with beautiful patterns for you to colour and make your own.

I Can t Be Good All the Time

Author: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811841405
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Anne Taintor's popular artwork celebrates the pleasures of being bad in a good girl's world. Sassy, saucy creations pair vintage illustrations with witty slogans that always say exactly what they mean, while well-mannered women enjoy deliciously less than well-mannered thoughts. Packed with nearly 100 of her best-loved images, Anne Taintor's first book is sure to delight fans old and new.

You ll Love This Book as Much as You Hate Your Job

Author: Brook Lundy
Publisher: Sterling
ISBN: 9781402780509
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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From the twisted and hilarious minds at someecards comes a collection of cards that expresses every type of disgruntlement found in an office. These 45 cards can be used for decorating a cubicle, insulting coworkers, apologising for a drinking problem and communicating with underlings, bosses, new employees and hung-over coworkers. This book will eliminate the need for just trying to look busy all day, because readers can genuinely appear diligent by walking around the office handing out cards. In a matter of minutes, users can turn down a pointless meeting request, complain about a new project, then go ask for a raise!